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The Finishing School (1973)
Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1973
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Unknown
Description: Okay class, open your schoolbooks. Today’s lesson? Reading, writing and reaming. The girl’s in Miss Penbrook’s class are learning more than their A-B-C’s in Finishing School. Satisfying your husband is "the most important lesson of being a wife." She demonstrates how with Mr. Johnson, a donkey-dicked idiot with plastic-looking hair. Miss Penbrook takes his huge joystick and stuffs it down her esophagus like it’s a cocktail frank. (Sexual education was never like this in my high school!)
While Mr. J is jamming his salami up her crease she says matter-of-factly, "It will be his preference to blast inside your cunt or in, on occasion, your mouth. You must oblige him because it’s your duty." Kee-rist! Feminists should be loading their guns and sharpening their knives right about now.
The message taught at this school is: Hey girls! Just lay back and grab your ankles! Finishing School is offensive and vile. I loved every minute of it.
File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:55:38
Video: 640 x 480, XviD 1.1.2, 23.976 fps, 1688 kbps, 0.230 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-2 Layer 3, 24000Hz, 64 kb/s, Joint Stereo
Download:
https://filejoker.net/wsw27sx3oqtm/FinishingSchool.rar
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Spaced Out (1975)
Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1975
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Nora Wieternik, Suzanne Fields, Gerard Broulard, Mycle Brandy, Steven Jaworski
Description: Spaced Out, has several things going for it, the biggest being Suzanne Fields. Fields found fame starring in Flesh Gordon. But porn ninjas know (and love) her for the dozens of triple-XXX films she did in the early seventies. In a genre known for women who couldn’t turn on a light bulb, she was a wonderful exception. Fields looked like a cross between Julie Newmar and Jennifer Aniston with her thin slender frame, cupcake breasts, and pouty scarlet lips. Best of all (unlike today’s bulimics), she appeared to really get off on having sex in front of a camera. She’s like a bottle of ketchup: shake her, turn her upside down, and she comes slow.
In Spaced Out, Fields plays a troubled gal named Cleo. Cleo’s in love with her boyfriend, Jamie, but gets strung-out on dope. She falls under the spell of Burt, a middle-aged drug dealer whose toupee deserves its own screen credit. Burt lures Cleo to his lime-green apartment, and introduces her to the soda can between his legs. He forces her to shine his helmet. "Get on your knees!" he barks, then begins a ferocious rear assault. The scene ends with Cleo’s anguished oinks.
Should she stay or stray? Although she loves Jamie. Cleo is addicted not only to dope but Burl’s demon semen...
File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:49:22
Video: 704 x 528, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1847 kbps, 0.205 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo
Download:
https://filejoker.net/t0edtki677k9/SpacedOut.rar
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Spy Eye (1971)
Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1971
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Donn Greer
Starring: Annette Michael, Donna Nation, Pamala Westcott, Frank Harris, Gerard Broulard
Description: Off to Europe on business, millionaire Mr. Cavanaugh hires private dick Dick Scott to keep an electronic Spy Eye on his "nympho wife" Sheila, who’s been "screwing around with everyone — man, woman, dog, beast..." as well as daughter Jean, who’s "technically a virgin."
A clever voice-over narration, in the spirit of ’40s film noir, adds to the fun. As Scott installs his absurdly obvious bugging devices in the Cavanaugh home, we are told that he had "that joint so staked out, a dust particle couldn’t have ridden in on a gnat’s ass."
But the Great Scott has a flaw: "Dick’s problem was pretty obvious — it stuck out like a sore thumb and throbbed twice as hard. So he begins his surveillance by screwing the Cavanaugh maid, and concludes his surveillance by screwing the Cavanaugh wife — who’s a babe and a half, by the way — and winds up screwing himself when "Daddy Warbucks" catches him flagrante delicto...
Among the revelers, watch for Annette (Room for Rent) Michael, who plays the "big-titted Swede" Inga, the masseuse whose massages make "Lady Chatterley’s Lover look like a girl scout manual!"
In a nice twist at the end, we learn that the private eye has been set up by none other than the narrator himself! In between, the Cavanaugh bedroom is the venue for something on the order of a Roman orgy! Superior ’70s porn and great fun!
File: 699 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 01:00:57
Video: 640 x 480, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1470 kbps, 0.200 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo
Download:
https://filejoker.net/7jmdi6644wkk/SpyEye.rar
RipRomul:
Bride's Delight (1971)
Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1973
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Andy Bellamy, Kathy Hilton, Star, Sue Peters, Terri Johnson, Jack King, John Keith, William Howard
Description: In Bride’s Delight, a moronic hillbilly couple (who make Jethro and Ellie Mae Clampett look like rocket scientists) win a contest to Hollywood, the muffmunching capital of the world. Not used to the big city ways, our lovers visit a motion picture studio. Unfortunately, they pick Classy Sex Productions.
They are quickly conned into performing in skin flicks by a smut peddler who looks like Santa Claus. The pair are shown the ropes by hardcore humpsters, Pete and Star (a real sex machine who’s all legs) who contribute a breathless bang. The newlyweds soon get distracted by their own hormones and contribute some sheetsurfing of their own.
Bride’s Delight wraps things up with an atomic foursome containing the usual grinding, writhing, moaning, grunting, and licking.
And they lived hornily ever after.
File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:51:44
Video: 640 x 480, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1756 kbps, 0.235 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo
Download:
https://filejoker.net/hg0ocx2dtc00/BrideDelight.rar
RipRomul:
69 Minutes (1977)
Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1977
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Unknown
Description: A supermarket heist turns ugly when the shooting starts in 69 Minutes. Characters and plot are a la Peckinpah, and some thrilling action is on offer here, but the hardcore sensibility wins out in me end.
"Seeing you waste the motherfucker like that makes my cock hard!" That, from the brains of the gang. But if there’s a brain in this gang, it’s pretty well-disguised.
Anyway, authentic Southwestern atmospherics add a touch of realism to this gritty tale of bad guys on the run from the law. However, both the law (here represented by a masturbating sheriff) and the outlaws are so busy screwing, it seems highly improbable that they will ever cross paths at all.
And, in fact, they don’t. The bad guys are brought down by poetic justice or fate (which is an abstraction and therefore has no sex scenes).
The gals in the gang are white trash and sexy as hell, and their fucking and sucking are in the finest white-trash tradition. "Oh, wow," drawls one, "You are lookin’ at a completely fucked girl!" The getaway is to Tampico, but the getaway boat blows up in the gulf, and that’s what the Deviate calls getting "completely fucked."
File: 699 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 01:02:43
Video: 704 x 528, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1425 kbps, 0.160 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo
Download:
https://filejoker.net/n2u4i26cs1b9/69Minutes.rar
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