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3 X 3 Makes Sex (1974)
Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1974
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Carmen Olivera, Kay White, Pete Fisher, Roy Van Der Welt
Description: 3x3 Makes Sex is a film that asks the question, "What’s on people’s minds as they go through their daily rounds?" The answer — altogether now — is "Sex, sex, and sex." Freud made the same point but not half as explicitly as this film makes it.
A frustrated housewife — masturbating vigorously to kill time while hubby’s at the office — decides to invite a couple of other frustrated housewives over for a snatch-klatch. (Which beats a Tupperware party any day.) So they all throw back some brewskies, slip into a somewhat lesbonic mood, then sic their beavers on each other.
Later on, their hubbies take a turn at beaver-trapping, but not before the milkman and other delivery studs have dabbled in the fur trade.
This is the real First Wives Club. These liberated ladies give licentiousness a good name. And, by taking it in the ass, they show us what’s on our minds. Which can’t be said about Freud.
File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:52:40
Video: 704 x 528, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1723 kbps, 0.195 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo
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Love Farm (1971)
Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1971
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Bill Pruner...
Description: Addressing the viewer directly throughout, as in some bizarre promotional film, Mr. Maxwell informs us that, at the Love Farm, "we teach young girls how to ride." And how!... But only occasionally on horseback.
When a prospective student arrives, Mr. Maxwell wonders "if she’s heard about riding lessons or if she’s interested in my cock." Get the idea? Well, the Deviate got it, but good! This one goes in his permanent collection!
The instructors here characterize their sexual prowess through comparisons with the horses on the farm. When a student asks Tex if he fucks like "Studboy," the reply is, "No, Mr. Maxwell fucks like ’Studboy.’ I fuck like ’Bandit.’" The Deviate is still howling.
In the middle of this attention - HACKER - attention, Maxwell confides to us, "This is going to be very funny. Remember Joy, the little girl I fucked at the beginning of the picture? Well, she’s running around here with a continuous hot pussy. Anyway, I suggested to her that she seduce this guy. Well, she doesn’t know it, but he can’t get a hardon! Heh, heh. This is really gonna be funny."
File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:57:57
Video: 704 x 528, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1553 kbps, 0.175 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo
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The Erotic Boutique (1972)
Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1972
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: T. Parker
Starring: Chlorine Stillwater, Rebecca, Sue Peters, Tony Deluca
Description: Tony, owner of The Erotic Boutique, turns girls on by selling them antique clothing — a perfectly reasonable premise for a porno movie. While getting head from a lovely ’70s vixen, Tony says, "Give it a few more sucks, baby, and then climb aboard!" That’s Tony for you! A character right out of a cheap TV commercial for aluminum siding or a car paint job.
Of greater interest than Tony, however, is Tony’s shopgirl. You may recognize her as the sweet meat from He and She, the living end of nubility and nookie. She actually smiles with a cock in her mouth! As the poet Keats said, "A gal who really enjoys giving head is a joy forever."
The dialogue is cretinous. You can regularly overhear the director issuing commands to the confused actors and, in one unforgettable moment, after one actress asks a question and another actress doesn’t respond, there’s an awkward silence until the first actress leans over and whispers, "You’re supposed to say, Try this, it’s very pretty’"— a line which the forgetful actress, after a beat, at long last delivers!
If that ain’t enough, the final scene is set at the beach — which is really the same room where the boutique props were set up, only now there’s a blanket on the floor! Only the ’70s could have generated such a film. The Deviate luved it!
File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:57:27
Video: 720 x 544, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1568 kbps, 0.170 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo
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https://filejoker.net/1c4rckqaizns/EroticBoutique.rar
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More Than Friends (1973)
Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1973
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Cyndee Summers, Lilly Foster, Marsha Hart, Rick Cassidy, Rick Lutze
Description: Classic ’70s hardcore attained a new "height" in the unintentionally uproarious More Than Friends starring porno luminaries Cyndee Summers, Lilly Foster, Rick Cassidy and Rick Lutze.
Cyndee and Ric play a married couple heading rapidly for the proverbial marital rocks because of infidelity and mistrust. For solace, Cyndee flies to the arms of lesbian Foster. Then she spreads her legs for Ric’s business partner Cassidy, who delivers the unforgettable line, "I’m coming! Oh, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, what have we done!" (Which should have been uttered by the producers of this film when they viewed the dailies.)
Foster, who is constantly flubbing her lines and stepping on those of her co-stars, does master her ineptitude long enough to get off the following shot at Ric: "You’ve got a lotta nerve for a guy with a limp rod!"
The ironic climax of this wonderful barbarity involves a sex-cultist, a Freudian slip, lesbo-phobia, and an ancient VD joke. They just don’t make ’em like this anymore.
File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:53:44
Video: 640 x 480, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 29.970 fps, 1684 kbps, 0.185 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo
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https://filejoker.net/g3uxel0oovnm/MoreThanFriends.rar
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Meeting At Home (1978)
Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1978
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Unknown
Description: Meeting At Home is about hapless Peter and his business schemes that never seem to take off. His wife, Jean, is unsupportive and highly critical, though she fucks him like a rabbit and provides party girls for meetings in their home where Peter tries to lure investors.
"Well, what kind of return will we get on our investment?" one of the potential investors asks while his partner is lapping cunt in the next room. He doesn’t even wait for an answer, but transacts a merger with a pretty party girl poking around in his fly.
Every red-blooded entrepreneur will get a rise out of this one.
File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:58:21
Video: 640 x 480, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1542 kbps, 0.205 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo
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https://filejoker.net/vgqo8uzx6f6x/MeetingAtHome.rar
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